Oh, Loaner Phone*

*Sung in the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree"

Oh, loaner phone
Oh, loaner phone
I really, really hate you
Oh, loaner phone
Oh, loaner phone
I use you, I don't want to
My moto RAZR's screen went black
How I wish I had it back
Oh, loaner phone
Oh, loaner phone
I really, really hate you

Oh, loaner phone
Oh, loaner phone
I very much dislike you
Oh, loaner phone
Oh, loaner phone
I don't know what I will do
An LG, "Life is Good"
Those who use are from the hood (small joke)
Oh, loaner phone
Oh, loaner phone
I very much dislike you